https://www.reanchord.comAlone In The Universe
by Jon Lajoie
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Intro. _
E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5…
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Verse. _
EFloating in space at the Aedge of time
In a Euniverse that we Acan’t define
EBillions of stars in the Aendless night
ETryin to find purpose Afor our lives
Yet we sEtill take the time (Astill take the time)
E A – A5…
Yes, we always take the time…
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Chorus. _
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
To milk the sE5nake A5
Girls do the taco handsE5hake A5
I’m gonna E5hold my sausage hA5ostage… tonE5ight. A5 E5 A5 E5
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Verse 2. _
Whether Eyou’re English, French, JapanAese, or German
Whether Eyou’re at home or at a movie Awith Pee Wee Herman
We Eall take matters into Aour own hands
With the Efive finger army we inAvade our pants
We’d Eall be doing time (yes we’d Aall be doing time)
E A – A5
If it was a crime…
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Chorus 2. _
n/c E5 A5 E5 A5
To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh…
To pull the handbE5rake A5
To play vagina E5DJ A5
She’s E5gonna play cuntry on the A5clitar… tonight
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Bridge. _
E A E B (2x)
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Verse. _
E5He burps his A5babyE5, she’s putting on a B5puppet show
E5Our gentitals are A5JulietE5, our hands are B5Romeo
E5He chokes his A5chickenE5, she tickles her B5cameltoe
2 hours later
E5Our genitals are A5JulietE5, our hands are B5Romeo
I’m Agonna play ball on team BPenis… toEnight
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