https://www.reanchord.comEddies Farm
by Son Of Dork
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BEddie licked chickens on the farm
G#mWhen he was just sixteen
F#A little ferret was his friend
EHe used to keep his bottom Emclean
The moment that he touched a goat
B]He stroked it every day (stroked it every day) F#. [G#mIt was a very happy farm
EWhere Eddie and his midgets (?) playeEmd
BEddie's got 27 pigs and a dozen cows
G#mHe became a farmer to abuse his sows
F#mSaid he screwed a different goat after every stoat (?)
EAnd the sausage man came marching in agEmain
BEddie finished at the sty
F#And then harrassed a horse
G#mHe rubbed it up and down his back
E]And mounted it with violent force Em. [BTook seven voles to his mum's bedroom
F#They nibbled off his clothes (nibbled off his clothes)
G#mSome people say he was a weirdo
E]But (baaaaah) you should see him go Em. [BEddie's got 27 pigs and a dozen cows
G#mHe became a farmer to abuse his sows
F#mSaid he screwed a different goat after every stoat (?)
EAnd the sausage man came marching in agEmain
B]He's in deep inside a beaver G#m. You hear him moan but don't be scar[Eed Em
Cause like diseaseF#s, he comes and then he goeG#ms, yeah, let's go B
BThree days later, Eddie's sitting in a cell
G#mServes him right for giving all his horses hell
F#So now the goats can live in peace and harmony
E]Safe in the knowledge there'll be no more beastiality Em. [BEddie had 27 pigs and a dozen cows (Eddie had a farm , but he caused it harm)
G#mHe became a farmer to abuse his sows
F#mSaid he screwed a different goat after every stoat (?) (after every show, Eddie nailed a goat)
E]And the sausage men were eating sandwiches, yeah, eh-eh-eh-eh [Em.
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