https://www.reanchord.comCold Blooded Christmas
by Jon Lajoie
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AIt was late at night on EChristmas eve
AI was dreaming of the soft white Esnow
AI was awoken by a noise near the EChristmas tree
A]What it was EI did Dnot EknowA. [AIt was Santa Clause he was Ebringing me some gifts
AUnfortunately I did Enot know that
ASo I quietly snuck up Ebehind him
A]And I shot him Efive times Din the EbackA. [AIt went Pow Apow pow pow Apow
AHe said "whaAt the f**k oAw ow ow"
AThen I shot hAim three moAre times in the Ahead
APieces of his Abrain flew out Dand he was Edead
AThat's when I noticed his Eblood-soaked beard
AAnd his red suit filled with Ebullet holes
AI said "oh my god I killed Esanta clause
A]I'm not going to jEail for Dthis Easshole" A. [ASo I went to my shed anEd I got my saw
AAnd I started to choppipty Echop chop
AI started with his arms then his Elegs then his head
A]And then the torso Ewas a reDally loEng job A. [AAnd the blood went spurAt spurt spurt
AIt was really hard Awork work Awork
AIt was hard Acutting through hAis spine
AI must have Avomited Dsixteen Etimes
AI burnt all the pEieces in my fireplace
AThe smell of burning human flesh fEilled my nose
AEleven hours later there was Enothing left
AAnd that's wEhen I hDeard my EtelephoAne
AIt was Auntie Jean lookinEg for Uncle Bob
AShe said "He left the housEe dressed as Santa Clause
ABut he didn't come home Elast night
AHave you seen him gEod I hDope heE's alrAight"
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