https://www.reanchord.comThose Crazy Christians
by brad-paisley
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DThose crazy ChriGstians, I was goDnna sleep in today
But the chuBmrch bells woke me Aup and they’re a haGlf a mile away
Those crazy ChriDstians, dressed up drGivin’ down my stDreet
Get their weBmekly dose of gAuilt before they hGead to Applebee’s
They praAy before they eat and they pGray before they snore
They praDy before a football game and eveBmry time they scoAre
EvAery untimely passing, eveGry dear departed soul
Is juDst another good excuse to bBmake a caAsserole
Those crazy Christians, go and jump on some airplane
And fly to Africa or Haiti, risk their lives in Jesus’ name
No, they ain’t the late night party kind
They curse the devil’s whiskey while they drink the Savior’s wine
A famous TV preacher has a big affair and then
One tearful confession and he’s born again again
Someone yells hallelujah and they shout and clap and sing
It’s like they can’t wait to forgive someone for just about anything
Those crazy Christians
Instead of being outside on this sunny afternoon
They’re by the bedside of a stranger in a cold hospital room
And every now and then they meet a poor lost soul like me
Who’s not quite sure just who or what or how he ought to be
They march him down the aisle and then the next thing that you know
They dunk him in the water and here comes another one of those crazy Christians
They look to heaven their whole life
And I think what if they’re wrong but what if they’re right
You know it’s funny, much as I’m baffled by it all
If I ever really needed help, well you know who I’d call
Is those crazy Christians
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